2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoLhuRp5IjM The GAMBLOR Region ends its first round and it has been an adventure. You'll see what I mean in a couple days when the region results post. Also if you haven't seen it, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is a fantastic, bonkers, and fantastically bonkers movie. Rat Race which is

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjSLrHlSMo Slowly it's gonna get weirder and weirder music-wise. Or at least I think it will. BUT THERE WILL BE NO ABBA! That's low-hanging fruit, so it's not happening. I can make no rules about other songs, being that I already pulled something out from Love Beach. That is not considered to

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBzFQQ7PCXk We continue in the GAMBLOR reason today, but since it's all been counted, here are the tallies from the first round of the BLEERGH Region: 1. “Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely” beats 16. “THIS GUY JULIO JONES I CALL HIM DDT BECAUSE HE IS KILLING THE EAGLES” 26-6 9. “If Tampa Bay has any

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRLZci4FWI I have no idea why the hook  to this came into my head. But it did. Don't ask me questions why. Also I didn't actually finish listening to this. You probably shouldn't either. You're welcome. We're out of the BLEERGH region and onto the GAMBLOR! Which I'm pretty sure the arena

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI Welcome back, and apparently we got bumped up to prime time, and not the updates or even worse, TruTV, suggested word counts be damned! We're onto Day 2 which means four quotes have punched their ticket to the second round. Due to writing this beforehand, I can't tell you who

2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90 Welcome to the opening day of the inaugural [DFO] Banner Tournament! We have a quartet of first-round matchups—the top half of the BLEERGH Region for those checking their brackets or—and I don't think we need to talk more about them, since we did already, so without further ado, let's officially

Better Know a Banner Bracket: BOLTMAN Regional

And here we are, the fourth and final of our regional previews. This is the BOLTMAN Regional. OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH! Erhem. Sorry. We all have our femurs intact? Good. Let's go. 1. "[Is] there also a Cripso's on another corner in Compton?" 16. "THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN

Better Know a Banner Bracket: SHAN’KHOR Regional

Welcome to the third day of bracket previews for the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament, pitting past banners against each other for the glory of the wrath of the Lord. That's a church sign I saw in New Jersey the other day. I don't know if we should be praising

Better Know a Banner Bracket: GAMBLOR Regional

Greetings again, and welcome back to the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament Preview. And may I confirm, this is just the PREVIEW. The tournament proper doesn't start until Friday, as that is March 1st. These four days (yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Thursday) are just the unveiling of the regions—take that

Better Know a Banner Bracket: BLEERGH Regional

Welcome to the first of four days of bracket previews before the First Annual [DFO] Bracket Tournament, colloquially known as—actually, we're still working on it; Banner Madness is the best we got and that's still kinda meh. Either way, we start by delving to the upper left side of the

Announcing…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbP1pAp49mA …The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here. We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from