2020 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 2

Sorry, running low on cleverness for the title. We are closer to the end than the beginning though, if that means anything to you. Also expect a Senor in the City sometime in the next week or so as we take a look at the freelance side of things. Yes, it’s cutting the original planned Episode 2, but dire straits and once in a century things occurring.

Anyway, the BLEERGH Region.

60. “The way the Jets are hitting him, Renfrow’s nickname must be World Trade Center.” beats 29. “THIS GUY TUUKKA RASK, I CALL HIM AN IUD BECAUSE NOBODY IS SCORING WHILE HE’S IN POSITION!” 22-7

32. “‘Two base error’ also describes the first time I had sex.” beats 22. “I’ve seen photos of barracuda with less pronounced underbites that [sic] this Habsburg-jawed harpy.” 26-4

58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 54. “Michigan must be approaching puberty because Penn State seems to be losing interest in beating them anymore.” 20-10

38. “Spitse is a very popular player in the Netherlands, but not so much as her cousin Swallowse.” beats 47. “When they Punt you punt shorter, They put up a touchdown you put up a field goal. They take the lead you throw an interception… that[‘s] the [C]hicago way!” 17-13

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Do a thing, because we can’t do the drinking thing like some of us normally could. Everything is closed, so vote a thing.