2020 Banner Madness, Day 6

Or, the bottom half of the BOLTMAN Regional. I don’t know what else to say, but let’s see what I have to do with the word count first.

15. “11 days to make it just one round—what are we, Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ belt?!” vs. 24. “French construction workers will always do better work than international terrorists.”

19. “Like an improvised rope made of bedsheets, Sharkbait’s banner held together long enough to strangle the competition.” vs. 4. “You Roughride long enough, you’re gonna end up with some Browns.”

41. “A friend of ours got married, for the 5th time, recently. When we saw the news my daughter said ‘One more and she’ll be Thanos.’” vs. 40. “I’ve had enough of condescending bodies of water. Get over yourself, Lake Superior.”

14. “To be fair, Gruden saw end of career Jerry Rice. Kind of like judging pie eating abilities of end of life Terri Schiavo.” vs. 3. “This game has had more fourth downs than a couple whose youngest child has trisomy 21”

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A quick programming note because I can mention it now to make the word count: In the case of a tie, I will be the tiebreaking vote. Because otherwise I’m not gonna vote in the spirit of impartiality and fairness because I have the master list and all. And hey, someone’s gotta break the tie. I say this because it finally happened. Which matchup? You’ll all find out, don’t worry.

Anyway, vote for things today.