2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 4

Why Banner Madness? Because I go mad doing all the polls or something, let’s go with that. Anyway, onto the fourth and final region, the DOINK.

46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. -BYE-

7. “The last time I saw someone get this excited about a baby nut, the FBI came and threw him into a van.” vs. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.”

39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.” vs. 18. “I knew we should have amended the DFO bylaws to forbid leaving the site via death.”

9. “Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and always be my [V]ietnam” vs. 50. “The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this game.”

47. “Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy.” vs. -BYE-

2. “These Ravens fans are so quiet you can hear a gunshot right now.” vs. 5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” 

28. “Houston’s only deep threat now is the next storm surge.” vs. 3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.”

37. “Door Flies Open: Come for the camaraderie. Stay for the logistical discussions on teabagging!” vs. -BYE-

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We’ll take Friday to regroup before starting the second round on Saturday. Go vote!