Why Banner Madness? Because I go mad doing all the polls or something, let’s go with that. Anyway, onto the fourth and final region, the DOINK.
46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. -BYE-
7. “The last time I saw someone get this excited about a baby nut, the FBI came and threw him into a van.” vs. 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.”
39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.” vs. 18. “I knew we should have amended the DFO bylaws to forbid leaving the site via death.”
9. “Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and always be my [V]ietnam” vs. 50. “The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this game.”
47. “Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy.” vs. -BYE-
2. “These Ravens fans are so quiet you can hear a gunshot right now.” vs. 5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.”
28. “Houston’s only deep threat now is the next storm surge.” vs. 3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.”
37. “Door Flies Open: Come for the camaraderie. Stay for the logistical discussions on teabagging!” vs. -BYE-
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.We’ll take Friday to regroup before starting the second round on Saturday. Go vote!
Why is a 2 seed facing a 5 seed in the first round? DO SOMETHING CONGRESS!
That one nearly made me cry.
Unrelated – I didn’t realize that the K-slur was anti-semitic… I always assumed it was from the homophobic/transphobic genus of “bad words”
Fun is when your toddler pukes and shits all night then decides he isnt tired anymore at 345.
Of course he isn’t tired, he just went through a full cleanse.
I’m willing to bet that you’d swap that out for being jetlaggy as fuck, while drinking your morning (though it feels like the afternoon to your body) coffee an’ waiting to see the sun gently rise over Hawaii (and debating with yourself whether or not to take a personal day and fly on to Canberra tomorrow)
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers basically has a bye to the final four.
Also that 2 vs 5 matchup is tough
It is indeed going to be an explosive collision.