INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY
An incredibly handsome internet writer sits staring blankly at a spreadsheet of potential Request Line topics.
— [imaginary door in his mind flies open] —
BRITTFAR: Howdy!
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Oh. It’s you.
BRITTFAR: I can’t help but notice you hunting for a Request Line topic this week.
RTD: I guess. It’s not so much that I can’t think of a topic – I’ve got a couple of really good ones lined up. It’s more that I can’t get motivated to write up the intros that they deserve.
BRITTFAR: Perhaps I can help.
RTD: Sure, why not? What have you got?
BRITTFAR: Land.
RTD: Land?
BRITTFAR: Darn tootin’. Land.
RTD: [shrugs] Huh. That’s not bad. What about the intro?
BRITTFAR: Welp, I’m a bonafide land baron here down in Mississippi. And there’s nothing that means more to me than…
— [another door in Rikki’s mind flies open] —
ANDY REID: [impatiently taps watch]
RTD: Oh, right! Listen, Brett, Andy just reminded me that I’ve got to run over to Vons before they run out of the rib roast that’s on sale. So I gotta jet. “Land” it is for the topic. Get to it!
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY is shepherded out of the room by his mental projection of ANDY REID.
RTD: I’m going, I’m going…[trails off as he leaves]
BRITTFAR: [remaining behind] Huh. Well, guess I’d better get us started with an intro song. Here’s one from a couple of fellow good ole boys, who are as patriotic as they come despite proudly flying a flag that represents open rebellion against the United States of America. As I once said to a pretty young sideline reporter…gitcherself a gander of this!
Today’s theme is: Land. We’re looking for literally any song that includes the word “land” in the title. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=’4!NchPen15” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Have at it!
Saw Badlands below, but not this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR_0nbEzVdY
Outstanding!
11th HOUR DOUBLE SHOT! I LOVE IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_Mn8HfIjE