INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY

An incredibly handsome internet writer sits staring blankly at a spreadsheet of potential Request Line topics.

— [imaginary door in his mind flies open] —

BRITTFAR: Howdy!

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Oh. It’s you.

BRITTFAR: I can’t help but notice you hunting for a Request Line topic this week.

RTD: I guess.  It’s not so much that I can’t think of a topic – I’ve got a couple of really good ones lined up.  It’s more that I can’t get motivated to write up the intros that they deserve.

BRITTFAR: Perhaps I can help.

RTD: Sure, why not?  What have you got?

BRITTFAR: Land.

RTD: Land?

BRITTFAR: Darn tootin’. Land.

RTD: [shrugs] Huh.  That’s not bad.  What about the intro?

BRITTFAR: Welp, I’m a bonafide land baron here down in Mississippi.  And there’s nothing that means more to me than…

— [another door in Rikki’s mind flies open] —

ANDY REID: [impatiently taps watch]

RTD: Oh, right!  Listen, Brett, Andy just reminded me that I’ve got to run over to Vons before they run out of the rib roast that’s on sale.  So I gotta jet.  “Land” it is for the topic.  Get to it!

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY is shepherded out of the room by his mental projection of ANDY REID. 

RTD: I’m going, I’m going…[trails off as he leaves]

BRITTFAR: [remaining behind]  Huh.  Well, guess I’d better get us started with an intro song.  Here’s one from a couple of fellow good ole boys, who are as patriotic as they come despite proudly flying a flag that represents open rebellion against the United States of America.  As I once said to a pretty young sideline reporter…gitcherself a gander of this!

Today’s theme is: Land. We’re looking for literally any song that includes the word “land” in the title.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=’4!NchPen15” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Have at it!