Your Post-Christmas Day NFL Football Open Thread Protein

God, how I love me some prime rib! I adore every aspect of the experience, from picking the piece out, hauling it home, picking out and prepping the sides, who’s going to be a good roasted fingerling potato? You are! Yes you are and gently, lovingly fondling that meat, putting it into the fridge and taking it out, letting it come up to temp, roasting, cutting, devouring, rubbing my belly afterwards-just a wonderful adventure each and every time.

Did I make one yesterday? Nope. As per, some infighting left details to the last day and one does not rush perfection, so my closest lovelies will be doing one on NYE. CAN’T WAIT!

TO THE GAME!

Niners/Cards:

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-After starting the season 3-2, the Niners have lost their last 6 of 7. This is no “Super Bowl Hangover”, this is a full force injury gale.

-And so we are delighted to have C.J. Beathard behind center today. He said, “I’ve got nothing to lose”, because he knows that as an average, inadequate backup qb, if he gets cut he’ll just pick up another job elsewhere. The NFL loves those milky, pasty ‘known’ quantities so very much, don’t they?

-The Cards need a W today and a loss by the Bears tomorrow so that they won’t have to do the sweating out thing the last week of the season.

-The Niner that has benefited the most from all the injury carnage has been rook wr Brandon Aiyuk. The fella has grabbed a TD or gone for 100 yards every week since the third one. One tends to put up numbers if one a.) has ability, and b.) is getting targeted an average of 12.4 times per game.

Let it all hang out below.

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ballsofsteelandfury

NEW THREAD!

yeah right

Got a tie breaker game of cribbage to play.

Results to follow.

Dunstan

Muggins!

yeah right

Lost 2 games to 3. Bloody double run for 16.

ballsofsteelandfury

UNDER 3 HOURS! WOOOO!

yeah right

At his size that motherfucker is going to die out there.

King Hippo

5 yards a click, middle of the field x2. SMRT!

King Hippo

x3

ballsofsteelandfury

How far behind am I ???

King Hippo

Kyler, he die

Petronel

Gould is having a terrible day. Wow.

King Hippo

Saleh might feed him to his pet wolves

King Hippo

Well, that will cost Tomsulas like 20 seconds

clint greasewood

Robbie Gould fucking the Bears fan again.

yeah right

Robbie Gould has achieved maximum social distancing.

yeah right

He wanked it.

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Our warehouse is near Ontario in the Inbred Empire and we’ve actually had a couple of same day deliveries.

I like home delivery just fine.