I didn’t watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean — look, we’ll talk about it more in their Week 12 bye but you’ve got DeAndre Hopkins checking himself in after being pulled for injury and then a completely missed call to XLIX their game winning drive. I’m just a senile middle-aged guy who didn’t even watch the game but, if the players are making decisions alone on the fly, old Kool Hand Kliff had better hope that soft schedule of theirs continues to deliver teams short an entire line of starting receivers. Because “DeAndre is a competitor. He wants to be out there.” and “Just a miscommunication.” are kind of one-time-use-only excuses.

Otherwise, I understand today is Halloween posts so I hope you all are enjoying those. I thought it was gonna be Sunday so…..that’s alright. It was just going to basically be about how Deshawn Watson is the Night Stalker. But there’s usually some much better posts for this day so I’ll let you check out your Week 7 Quotables results below and then get back to the horrors.