I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone wishes the Geographically Disparate Whalers well. As always, the Canadia entrants will disappoint, but on the bright side that means I won’t get sucked into watching.
You see, I like it when supporter bases that REALLY care win/compete for titles. As opposed to some Bettman-favoUred outpost (hey, like where Hippo lives!!) where the people barely even understand the goings on, let alone have a vested emotional interest. So, it’s best that I just stay in Footy Manager-verse.
FUCK OFF, Tuchel’s Chelski. You were NOT ROCKING today, when humanity needed you.
Those Robins Hood were sexy as fuck, though – they could have won at Team Knifey (why is their ground not called “Knife Point?” – that is marketing 101) by 4 or 5-nil. But they fluffed some chances and allowed a soft set piece goal right at the end of normal time. 2-1, going back home…but with just an itch of nervousness now.
Still, it’s enough to post another “Sexy Robin Hood” banner pic. I am a Hippo of simple tastes.
FUN FACT about those Geographically Disparate Whalers – they DO have in-stands “cheerleader/stripper” types, so I imagine 90% of the non-Yankee (we really DO have lots and lots of Yankees in this area, since the universities require that their students read) attendees are there for pervert reasons. That’s, I guess, marketing 102.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za727E0pYGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpkoJ_pVk0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6djjRHigc