INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection of robots (and cyborgs) and JOHN DIMAGGIO are spread out throughout the studio, in various reclining poses, enjoying the fresh breeze that is blowing through the portal. MAXIMILIAN, is seated by the soundboard, fiddling with the controls.
MAXIMILIAN: DONE!
All the robots (and JOHN DIMAGGIO) turn to look at MAXIMILIAN.
PETUNIA: Done with what?
MAXIMILIAN: I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMING THE PORTAL CONTROLS TO USE THE LOCATION COORDINATES OF A DRONE THAT SOMEONE IS FLYING AT THE BEACH. WATCH!
MAXIMILIAN punches a button on the soundboard and the portal jumps to a new location approximately fifty feet in the air. It travels south along the beach, looking down at various beachgoers.
DJ 3000: COOL!
PETUNIA: Amazing!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Now float along the top of the waves!
MAXIMILIAN: SURE!
MAXIMILIAN adjusts the controls so the drone is flying just a few feet above the surface of the ocean.
DJ 3000: THAT’S REALLY NEAT BUT WE NEED TO…
PETUNIA: [interrupting] OH! SHIT!
RUSSELL WILSON: What?
PETUNIA: I just got a transmission from one of the intelligence networks I’m patched into. Max, punch these coordinates into the portal. Now!
PETUNIA recites a string of coordinates, which MAXIMILIAN dutifully plugs into the portal. The viewpoint changes to that of a garden in rural Russia.
PETUNIA: Now point it at horizontal declination one-hundred-sixty degrees, vertical declination twenty-seven degrees…THERE!
— [portal viewpoint flies open] —
JOHNNY 2.5: WHOA!
PETUNIA: HOLY FUCK! That was Yevgeny Prigozhin’s plane!
JOHNNY 2.5: THE HEAD OF THE WAGNER MERCENARY GROUP?
PETUNIA: The same.
YETI: Smashing!
PED-209: BAM! POW!
The robots (and cyborgs) notice the voice and look sideways out of the portal, at a Russian grandmother who stares back at them in shock.
BABUSHKA: Ёлки-палки!
There is a tremendous BOOM that is heard (and felt) through the portal, and both the robots (and cyborgs) and the old Russian woman turn towards its source.
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Unbelievable! Unforgettable! Unimaginable!
RQBOCOP: TAKE THAT, CREEP!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Cool, cool, that was really exciting. But if we could get back to Venice Beach and that next set of waves that was coming in…
— [DOOR FLIES OPEN] —
TODD MARINOVICH: [holding several spray paint canisters] Hey, so I was thinking, shards might be out of reach, but what if we…[sees the robots]…oh. Crap.
The robots (and cyborgs) all turn to regard TODD MARINOVICH.
RQBOCOP: ALERT!
YETI: Human!
PED-209: [begins advancing] THREAT!
JOHN DIMAGGIO bravely steps into PED-209’s path as TODD MARINOVICH cowers behind a desk.
JOHN DIMAGGIO: It’s all right, you guys, it’s all right! He’s cool.
PED-209 stops moving forward, but his syringe guns continue to spin.
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [gesticulating wildly] FRIEND!
PED-209 stands down.
DJ 3000: THIS IS GOING TO REQUIRE AN EXPLANATION BUT WHAT’S REQUIRED EVEN MORE RIGHT NOW IS A TOPIC FOR REQUEST LINE. QUICK!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Todd’s pretty good at this, Todd, give the man a topic.
TODD MARINOVICH: [still shaking with fright] Gah!
DJ 3000: HUH. [thinks it over] EXCLAMATIONS. [lights of approval begin blinking] GREAT! GOT A SONG TO START US OUT WITH?
TODD MARINOVICH: [points towards the wreckage of Prigozhin’s private jet] Um…could we go with something related to that?
DJ 3000: ABSOLUTELY!
Today’s theme is “exclamations!”. We’re looking for songs titled after familiar exclamations – preferably a single word, though short phrases are okay too. Bonus points if the title includes an actual exclamation point. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?fUr!0u56 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s tricky puzzle answer of “Weirdo” by The Charlatans (aka Charlatans U.K.) was cleverly solved by SonOfSpam. Ready? Set? GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUS43Q6N1AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NGxDO4Vl6g
UP WITH PEOPLE! (sorry)
https://youtu.be/rM-PytEcBms?si=Ug4y8BsjNg4U4n5f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdUSgf4QI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12KJGVjNnbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJqwcRp8nvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjX-_MEIdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiK2qICPP4o
WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW?!!
https://youtu.be/Xoi7yX4wpM4?si=rNIywFaI3BKpgegd
And couple more, since my already stellar mood has gotten a boost (since I heard that the 3 scummiest cousins I have got offset’d by a TOS-1.) (I’ll start with a rather appropriate..)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUcBOw4C8xA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1KSF9w9X1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0KrbsvbxtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0QxwDnx9CY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZh0f5dcug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34zXy7R_Eek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnIoIObmJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UtDu-4m0Ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwRXI-y6M9o
possible puzzle song?
FEED YOUR HEAD!
https://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0?si=FL8bfmRPkJFYpik_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkO-m3sPoPA
And, uhh, fuck it, time for a bit of juvenile fun while I’m at it… Tbh, number 2 and 3 are a tad YMMV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZtSr0UJ8Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUEYvE3gnZQ
Ewwww.
… a rather appropriate reaction to seeing Gene Simmons looking rape-yer than usual 😀
That was for Lick It Up.
Ah. Noted. To be honest, though, I’ve never actually paid attention to the song* (I don’t particularly care for KISS, so I was only vaguely aware of the chorus line) and uhh… I wish to withdraw this dreck – not for the subject, but for the utterly inept lyrics.
*because learning from past oopsies isn’t guaranteed for me despite such spectacular faux pas like whistling “Pumped Up Kicks” at a firing range XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTTMR93Aunc
Oooh, I see you guys missed a couple of classics, so.. thanks for that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUFtoC2oj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
HEY HO, LET’S GO!
https://youtu.be/268C3N2dDYk?si=ugaj2qElMOlIsc7_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziG6f-vN2iA
I SAY WHIP IT!
https://youtu.be/j_QLzthSkfM?si=Mru_PQ197o5p_l6Z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1BDh5gJjSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c_E-W3yhHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g8PxsG_j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIKDcfogn3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ula2LIFu0
I love this one, haven’t heard it in quite a while!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI
Oh hell yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfPXs7jRB90
Or is this the puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCq_QgKKW8
For the hippo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6EAFNmOQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOLTwt-bqoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu94mWlgzMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBT6Ws-CqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnZE7n2Gl3Q
Gumby’s pick- This is a morherfucking invitation!
https://youtu.be/oqdZpxkzNvc?si=CoA3I9hGl0btxM3S
Motherfucking!
OUCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVFRgoQe86U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjmvfRvjTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox735RShneA
https://youtu.be/ZbkypX1OhZ0?si=xkDxyPI1ocsWpto1
LET’S GO CRAZY!
https://youtu.be/aXJhDltzYVQ?si=7UamVu-wr1S-8hZS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwHrx0r0t2s
TURN IT UP!
https://youtu.be/-35W_FWCT9Q?si=i0UKGJ76ynYY2bLG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMrrp8kAmbc
https://youtu.be/MlzTET_8SQg?si=wyOf6BPG4_DmYX26
PUMP IT UP!
https://youtu.be/3Y71iDvCYXA?si=Ipli6Yc7h5ViglND
https://youtu.be/dpmAY059TTY?si=BEh-eoWnFGKxPu7f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMkOSRgMxM
STOP!
https://youtu.be/ZwI02OHtZTg?si=LH0cdSwqFeX_j59P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0
This the puzzle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ixm6mrQyM
HELP!
https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE?si=9fJ_tz0ubObTnv2a