Are you back, and ready for MOAR? Fucking of course y’all are. First, an obligatory weather note:
City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri) visit Geordie Arabia nice and early (7:30, USA). I’m not committing to waking early, given all the ballwashing Bonesaws FC tends to get – especially in matches like this. But it should be competitive.
At 10:00, USA is showing Beesus/Hammers. No, I don’t understand why, neither. Trashbirds away to Chelski (Peacock) is the best streaming option. Though I will obviously be watching Very Disappointing Everton host Palace. FFS, don’t scary away the Friedkin Group with how disappointing y’all are!
You’ll not be watching the Spotlight Dance, and Sunday starts mediocre-like, before closing with a decent Men Untied/Spursy clash (11:30, USA).
To the JV gridiron!
Kenfucky (+16) at Ole Miss (Noon, ABC)
Say what yew will about Johnny Reb, but they bring it with the eye candy. Just don’t fast forward that mental picture 10 years (of lard and mayonaisse). About that time in every season when folk start to wonder if Lane Kiffin’s Kooky Krew will finally crest that hill. And presumably make a deal with God.
BDSM State (+5) at Unded Bill Snyders (Noon, ESPN)
They might be unded now, but they won’t be if they follow last week’s Original Recipe Big Love spanking with another “L” here. The BDSM folks are also desperate for a win, having just lost at home to Secular Big Love.
Original Recipe Big Love (+3) at BayBay (Noon, FS1)
Stormin’ Mormons, welcome to your trap game. Unless the Consent Abstinent are completely checked out after that brutal beat (both end of regulation and OT) in Boulder.
Louisville (+7) at Notre Dame (3:30, Peacock)
Louisville is a complete fraud, and sadly you’ll see proof of concept this week. Meh.
Pig Sooey (+5.5) at Bonfire Cult (3:30, ESPN)
The winner of this one can still get their season kinda-sorta back on track. They are both extremely flawed, but not without decent athleticism. Call it the Cromulence Bowl. Hey, gotta watch something.
Colorado (+14) at Hitler Mice (3:30, Fox)
Gross, the Fightin’ Primes are the GOOD GUYS this week? Also, this line seems remarkably high to me. What have the Hitler Mice proven, this season or really in EVAR?
