It’s The Last Week of the Regular Season and I’m Only Here So I Don’t Get Fined

Twelve DFO bucks is all I have left. Well, that and my dignity. Wait…

To The Games!

Panthers/Falcons:

Carolina was briefly putting some points on the board but they’ve gone back to their tried and true ways and have scored but 13 the last two weeks so up-and-down Atlanta should roll. Should.

Commies/Cowboys:

Washington has a wildcard in the bag and Dallas is playing for what they call ‘pride’ but if you’re a Cowboy that bus left the station a long time ago.

Bears/Packers:

Green Bay wins while Chicago fans yell for the head of GM Poles. They’ll not get it.

Texans/Titans:

If Houston is playing their starters they should get them the hell out of there right quick.

Jags/Colts:

Jockeying for the draft is the only thing going on here.

Giants/Eagles:

Tanner McKee and his worthy charges are going to tear the Giants a new one. Just kidding, New York will win and slip to eighth in the draft like the silly monkeys they are.

Saints/Bucs:

Evans needs less than a 100 yards to get to 1,000 for the 22nd season in a row. (not good at math) Hope he gets there-you don’t hear too much about him or maybe I’ve just forgotten.

Have at it.

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