Eventual Balls Thoughts XVII

I worked four out of the five days last week at home. It’s wonderful. I can really get used to it.

I do have to wake up early, as usual. However, I do not have to:

• Get out of bed
• Put pants on
• Drive on crowded freeways and streets to work

Actually, I am now able to do the following things that I was never able to do before:

• Drink water often and pee whenever I want.
• Grab any kind of snack, hot or cold, that I want whenever I want.
• Conduct business in my underwear.

That last bullet is my favourite thing about this working at home thing. I am literally in a t-shirt and underwear all day and I call people, participate in Zoom meetings, and otherwise do every work task I need to do in my undies.

It’s magnificent.

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The Week in DFO

Here are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site:

One of these days I’m going to click on “18 Holes with Natalie Gulbis” and not be disappointed.

herodotus450

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The DFO comedic shaping of my 8 year old continues afoot, as he is now a fan of both Burnistoun and MXC Monday. Cheers, lads!

Fronkenshteen

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Doesn’t seem like “miniature American flags” are gonna get us outta this one.

herodotus450

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There’s a couple of dumpster fires in the neighborhood, so any Jets fans who miss their team should just turn on the local news.

Dunstan

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The most poignant quote linking everything together came from NBA legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar

That’s why he’s the co-pilot.

SonOfSpam

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Is “Ten Man Lori” a Balls Search Term ™ ?

LemonJello

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“Sign In or Whatever” really ties up the shameless plug.

Don T

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Ok, so COVID, Ebola’s comin back, giant asteroid’s on the way, murder hornets, cane toads, just had an earthquake…I think God wants me to stop blowing goats. Sorry everyone.

SonOfSpam

That’s so saaaaaa-aaad.

—-Unblown goats everywhere.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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These are the Request Line posts where tWBS would totally fuck up and ignore the theme.

Balls

“Katy Perry doesn’t seem to have any songs about booze… she is hot though…”

Low Commander

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Lindsey Graham gonna get outed this weekend. Lady G deserves every bit of this. Hateful bitch.

Spur

Do I care that he’s (probably) gay? No

Do I care if he’s an asshole? Absolutely.

Sharkbait

But do you care about his asshole?

Also, tell me how a Senator is going to be outed in the future.

Brick

Am hearing alot of Bears Otter and Twinks got paid to care about his asshole.

Spur

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Thanks for the Heaven 17 songs. GREAT GREAT stuff. Oh, and the cam whores.

SonOfSpam

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That is not the Catholic school I went to.

Horatio

Would you have enjoyed it more if it was?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dear god yes.

Not that I would have been any more competent with the (Jerry Lewis voice) LADIES, but at least the scenery would have been better.

Horatio

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See I can’t be racist because the first time I ever had feelings for someone was Toni Braxton in the “Unbreak My Heart” video. Uncle Ed thought Tyson Beckford looked like ‘that Seal guy without the fucked up face’ though.

Buddy

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tWBS has a boner right now.

Balls

This makes sense, given that he has probably been reunited with his first pet, which was a sheep.

scotchnaut

Childhood Buddy: “Where’s tWBS?”

Other Buddy: “I think he’s on the lamb.”

Childhood Buddy: “Again? He needs another hobby.”

scotchnaut

Well, this thread took a ewe turn…

scotchnaut

This needs to be shepherded in.

Moose

Might be a wolf in the mix.

Moose

I’ll be right Basque.

Moose

Yeah, I’ve got mutton.

Yeah Right

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Here’s this week’s Balls’ Choice from Request Line:

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Thank you to everyone one for providing quality laughs and gifs/pics to look at. Time for me to get back to work…

Have a great week!