This is on account of me getting to Senorita Weaselo’s late last night, after dinner. So it was already divvied up and I just got part of her share. Which sucks because if left to my own devices I will eat a good amount of them, because it’s just glutinous rice flour and brown sugar, and maybe some walnuts which I don’t like as much—not a big walnut guy. Doing better there though, they just don’t have anything interesting going on there.
(Also we would have had a Nocturnes Magazine for you this week but some genius thought it would be a good idea to use the day off from school to schedule 5 straight hours of makeup lessons. So this is all being done from the studio, again. Nocturnes Magazine will be after our annual Hate Week.)
Is there news?
I mean nothing too major, fluff pieces like the Hoodie recommending that if they were to rename the Lombardi Trophy to do it after Brady. I would say that’s probably not changing, HOWEVAH, the Super Bowl MVP doesn’t have someone named after it! I think.
Do you want an ad spot? First off, you’re SOL because it’s sold out. Second off, do you have a spare $8 million? Because that’s how much it’s costing.
Actual notable news! Chuck Pagano unreturned to join the Ravens coaching staff as their “senior secondary coach.”
HI I’M MARK DAVIS! I’M EXCITED TO HAVE TOM BRADY HERE AFTER THEY CHOPPED OFF JOHN GRUDEN’S HEAD. THEY WANTED TO USE A GWILLO… GILA… GUILLOTINE!
What’s on?
Hockey (Flyera vs. Fuck Jack Hughes at 7; Sid’s corpse vs. HTTHC at 9:30), basketball of all varieties (including Nuggets-Knicks and Thunder-Warriors because we’re almost at caring about basketball time though give it another month or so), and possibly other stuff.
I’m unfortunately back at Apartment Weaselo after teaching, so no piling on… I don’t have a steamer or glutinous rice flour to make my own.
