Request Line: Drafting a Warrior

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT

DJ 3000′ is located at the center of an otherwise empty white room.

DJ 3000′: HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO THE NEW DIGS. DUE TO ISSUES BEYOND MY CONTROL, MY PROCESSING POWER IS CURRENTLY LIMITED. AS SUCH TODAY’S REQUEST LINE WILL BE PRESENTED WITHOUT FRILLS. PLEASE JOIN ME FOR THE TOPIC OF “DRAFTING A WARRIOR”.  WE’RE LOOKING FOR SONGS ABOUT SOLDIERS AND WARRIORS AND THE PROCESS BY WHICH COUNTRIES OBTAIN THEIR SERVICES.  IT IS LIKELY THAT A REALITY EXISTS WHERE THIS EPISODE COULD HAVE BEEN HOSTED BY PAT TILLMAN AND WRITTEN CLEVERLY ENOUGH TO AVOID BEING HORRIBLY TASTELESS AND OFFENSIVE.  THIS IS NOT THAT REALITY, HOWEVER.  SO IT IS PERHAPS JUST AS WELL THAT TODAY’S EPISODE HAS BEEN HASTILY PREPARED IN AN EFFORT TO ENSURE THAT SITE DIFFICULTIES DO NOT CAUSE WORDPRESS TO CRASH AND GOBBLE UP ALL THE KONTENT THAT HAS BEEN PRODUCED SO FAR (DESPITE ITS LIMITED VALUE).  I WILL COMMENCE THE PROCEEDINGS WITH A SONG BY THE GROUP SCANDAL FEATURING PATTY SMYTH.

Today’s theme is “Drafting a Warrior”.  We’re looking for songs about soldiers and warriors and the process by which their services are obtained.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=(um5z3c0(k” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle song of “Black Gold” by Soul Asylum was requested by Gatoraids but identified as the puzzle song by Gumbygirl, so cheers to both of them! Valar Morghulis!

 

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