12 Sept JV NFL Evening Thread

Heck, we done watched teevee all damned day.  Why not 7 or 8 hours MOAR?

Fightin’ Misters Pickle (+8.5) at Boise State (6:00, USA)

Should Memphis triumph on the Smurf (jism) Turf, they’d likely be in the driver’s seat to make the playoffs.  Sure, they probably won’t.  But STILL.

Tennessee (-11.5) at Georgia Tech (7:00, ESPN)

What a difference a week makes, at least regarding public perception of the Yaller Jackets.  Still, who knows if the Creamsicles are even halfway good?  Expecting a low scoring battle of attrition here.

JV BOLTMEN!! (+12.5) at Westwood Klavern (7:15, BTN)

Battle for the “soul” of the PAC-12.  Televised by the Big Ten Network.  What a time to be alive.  Hot cheerleaders, though.

tOhio State (+1.5) at Steerfuckers South (7:30, ABC)

Hey looky-loo, the game everyone is watching.  It’s basically the Tree Nutz defense against Arch Manning.  That’s the only matchup that matters, and is where bragging rights will be lost or won.  Both squadrons likely make the playoffs regardless, though.

Cornpone State (+14) at Team Cornpone (7:30, NBC)

Those usually-pesky Cyclones have been hollowed out by the coaching carousel (and matching transfer portal march).  But should a prehistoric offensing unit ever be a full 2-tuddy fave over a rival?

Pig Sooey (+12.5) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Wait, for this season, maybe Piggy is 16 of 16 in the SEC.  This line certainly indicates that.  Good enough watch anyway, by mid-September Tweaker Fixture standards.