She’s a rainy depressive day over here and I should make a fire. Ruby loves snuggling nearby when it’s roaring but Molly (the incredibly stupid one) doesn’t have a clue-she’d rather go out in the dreary drizzle and annoy the good folks that live down the road. (one time she came back with a gash in her head and we’re pretty sure one of our neighbors took a potshot at her, we just couldn’t settle on which one) Are you still in the LDB Challenge? As I said previously, I’m still in despite the fact that the boys in the warehouse play local radio which has an Xmas tune every fourth song. Why am I typing this drivel? Oh yeah…
To The Game!
Ravens/Jags:
-Poor Jacktown-they played the #1 defense last week and their prize for having done that is the #2 defense this evening.
-Baltimore leads the league with 49 sacks-not good news for a guy that gets passed around correctional facilities like a carton of Marlboros who also happens to have a gimpy ankle.
-Lamar! only averages 225 yards passing per game but he went for 300+ last week. The Jags D gives up a very healthy average of 265 so our favorite Jackson might just have back-to-back 300 games for only the second time in his career. Seriously, he’s only done it once? In this passing-friendly league?
-Travis Etouffee got off to a hot start but he’s now in the midst of an eight game streak of not having rushed for 100 yards. He probably needs more Holy Trinity in his diet.
-A win by the Ravens gets them to a 68% chance of achieving the top seed in the AFC
-A Jags win virtually guarantees them top spot in the putrid NFC South, as though that were a goal worth striving for.
-Flowers For AlgerZay: He’s been gobbling up the targets recently and has been good for 20+ fantasy points the last two weeks.
Go get ’em.
i am appreciating this “the league is bullshit” thing going on right now from the rules expert
Welp. VAR Goddammit.
And with that, goodnight fellow degenerates.
Goddammit IV.
: The Goddammiting
Jaguras just don’t have an answer for LAMAR!
MST3K: The Best of Mitchell (youtube.com)
If you want to see more of Mitchell, click here because you won’t be seeing Mitchell anymore on SNF.
Mitchell: Even his name sounds like a beer.
yep, super ded
Collinsworth is particularly insufferable this evening. Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
Exile him to the Belgian Congo for no less than ten rubber harvests.
when the strange concept of “division champion colts” is somehow becoming very real before your very eyes
Goddammmit. The 3rd.
Was I the only one who started freaking out when the punter lined up on the edge of the out-of-bounds border?
I briefly considered that they were just going to take the safety and go from there.
I checked to see if the punter’s last name was Orlovsky.
Prison Girlfriend’s TD Pass (Artistic Interpretation)
The Shawshank Family Guy Redemption (spoof) (youtube.com)
What we had there, in the Baltimore secondary, was failure to communicate. That DB will certainly get a night in the box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaNSVFX5u0
“What size box are we talking about?”
-J. Tomsula, with T. Marinovich and R. Leaf around a burn barrel
“Okay, I’m going to root for Baltimore for seeding reasons.”
(Jacksonville scores on a long TD pass)
Trevor Lawrence will never win a Super Bowl with that women’s haircut.
More like Indiana Jones and the Go Ahead and Change That Dial, amirite?
But what else is out there?!
Prison Girlfriend knows his way around the yard.
I’ve heard that’s where his milkshake brings the boys
jags had the under for the 1st half and cashed out. now time to actually play.
Is this a Cameo commercial ?
the double doink and now the fail mooney
youd might think the gods are big mad at the bearisocrats, but both have granted the bears to tank the great tank, and as a bonus we all now have yinzers getting super mad at trubisky right now
When you get a slightly used QB from the Bears you have to expect that it’s been redlined repeatedly and run with old onion ring oil flowing through the engine
I believe NEW AGE MACBOOKPRO AI STATS BY PEPSI will support this claim, but Fail Mary is nonsense. The call is a fool’s errand and, while I saw it, the Hail Mary is a Hail Mary until it is a touchdown
Remember the Seahawks throwing that pick instead of handing it to Beastmode at the 1? That was a fucking failed play.
These Bears need to enjoy watching the stadium get built and hope they make that team.
Or preferably end up on some better future team. The new stadium is going to be trash, the Fedex of the North.
Think so?
All of my experience of Chicago from my decade of living there screams ABSOLUTELY. The location alone is pretty awful, but when you factor in the sketchy construction situation, the corruption, the fact that they can’t even fill a small stadium right now, and how racist and fucked up the suburbs are, it’s a recipe for disaster.
‘Don’t worry. I’ll tell you when to shut up.’ Zac Taylor on Joe Burrow headset insight (msn.com)
Counterpoint: YOU DO NOT SPEAK WHEN JOE BURROW IS SPEAKING! IF IT WASN’T FOR HIM, YOU’D BE A QB COACH FOR A MAC SCHOOL RIGHT NOW!
“Oh you hear voices in your helmet during the game too?”
– G Minhew, Van Resident, FL
“Huh? Yes God? Got it. Purple Monkey dishwasher. On two.”
-T. Green, holding a burrito to his ear