Good evening ladies and gents tonight we have a great show for you. Please welcome to the show ME!Hehe, Funny yeah a lot of people seem to confuse us. I remember getting tweets saying I was traded to the Bears and then the Jets.
You’re right I was traded from the Bears to the Jets, after I played in Miami and also Denver. In fact I get told I did well in games in Denver to this day.Well yeah we get mistaken for each other the time. Either by racists idiots, or lazy sports writers… or both
Well the reason I wanted to talk to me is because I have had a rough couple of weeks and needed to talk it out. I have lost endorsements and nearly lost my head.Well, the concussion and the endorsement losses happened to me because I was standing up for a friend and former teammate Colin Kaepernick.
Right, that was very rough for me. It reminds me of the time I lost some money and had to relocate because of the tv show I do.Are you talking about the time Chicago traded you because they felt you were spending too much time on TV in New York during the week? Are you really comparing that to standing up to police brutality?
No no no… calm down me. I know you know because you are me, that I have had my share of dealings with the police. Hey me show the roll to me.That… that wasn’t you that was a guy in Waco named Brandon Marshall who does the local news
Oh, man talking about the news reminded me of that time two of my friends hooked up with the same woman she was a newscaster. And my wife Lily was pretty cool with the whole situation.That…are you now talking about How I Met Your Mother? His name was Marshall not Brandon Marshall just Marshall.
Next, I’m going to tell me that I don’t have my own clothing line.
No, you do, Project 375 is raising money and awareness for a great cause and it is something we should all be proud of and support.
Thanks me, yes you can get it online or get it from my retail stores. Marshall’s.
It first hit me watching the flip into the end-zone. Then I saw your comment and re-looked at all the GIFs and was thinking I could have just applied that one to every GIF on there.
Notre Dame is like if the packers and the patriots had a baby, and that baby was a college fratboy
Nah. They rape way more people than the Packers and Pats combined
fuck you refs!!!!!!!11!!
Howdy everyone. So, I was in Jordan for a while. Did I miss anything while I was gone?
*Opens newspaper, sees that Trump is actually still running for President*
GODAMMIT. I THOUGHT THOSE FUCKING ARABS WERE ALL JUST JOKING!
Welcome back man. Much have you seen, much have you done.
“THOSE FUCKING ARABS”
Oh, so you’re familiar with Trump’s foreign policy, I see.
Also, god damn I hate Notre Dame
More! More!
Love the marshallverse theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoDSrfWvoAY
This was awesome. HARD SLAPS ON THE ASS ALL AROUND!
Hell yes!
We’re rolling today!
THIS DFO I CALL IT PARADE MAGAZINE BECAUSE IT HAS SO MUCH WEEKEND #CONTENT THAT ONLY A SMALL AUDIENCE EVER READS
Its funny I selected for it to go up today cause the event calendar said not much was going up
Side note: I’m making your Berman quote the default GIF quote. It applies to, literally, every single NFL gif.
It first hit me watching the flip into the end-zone. Then I saw your comment and re-looked at all the GIFs and was thinking I could have just applied that one to every GIF on there.