Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

This is a great game…last year. Eh, maybe San Fran will rise to the occasion.

To The Game!

Niners/Bills:

-Who’da thunk that the Niners would sink to the bowels of the NFC West? (though it’s a very short climb to the top, no matter what AC/DC thinks in the form of song)

-I’ve said it before but they really stand out as a team that continually suffers key injuries to their stars on an ongoing basis.

-This is another one of those matchups that just doesn’t occur very often-they’ve met just thirteen times. Is this because the respective teams haven’t been good at the same time?

-Consistency, thy name is Buffalo: In their last four games the Bills have scored 31, 30, 30 and 30 points. The offense is only ranked 13th overall but they’re extremely efficient as they’re ranked third in scoring.

-Amari Cooper has been a bit of a disappointment so far though a wrist injury has slowed him. Brought in as a difference-maker to a wr corps that desperately needed one, he has but 7 grabs for 124 yards to this point.

-Another player expected to make a difference-McCaffrey-might find it tough going against a run D that held the Chiefs to just 78 yards on the ground.

-Reinforcing this notion is the fact that Bills linebacker Matt Milano, the lynchpin and signal-caller of the defense is finally activated after tearing his bicep (ouch!) in camp.

There you go.

 

 

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ballsofsteelandfury

These guys are great. They’re ripping the Bengals

https://youtu.be/D2PVxLFl8X0?si=vfUEvAV4qPaHDiwi

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Mr. Ayo

This guy gets it!

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Half of JJP’s hand’s theme song.

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Redshirt

(power goes out)

“Alright, I get the hint! I’m going to bed!”

Doktor Zymm

Aw, I just remembered about having work tomorrow. And not even a short week like when it’s a Monday off

Mr. Ayo

I’m consciously denying I have to work tomorrow. I’ll probably use some PTO and maybe show up on Tuesday.

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I took a use-or-lose day for Monday.

$20 says I still show up, because I’m an idiot and don’t remember.

Unsurprised

I have to show up tomorrow or else. So, I guess I should go to the gym now before bed.

Gatoraids

Look forward to Miami rallying to buy a Stairway to Mid Draft Pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxI0mgAqgY

Gatoraids

Dec 1st so can start playing this in tribute to the Bills as s shitty fins fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg

Doktor Zymm

No sound effects!?
https://youtu.be/nd-BDfCOFVs

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If yinz want to watch Penguins die, put on a Pittsburgh hawkey game.

Unsurprised

Stupid Lawyerball

Gatoraids

Folger Crystals presents let swap Tua and Purdy and see if anyone notices the difference

Mr. Ayo

Hey guys! Guys! Did you hear? Did you hear that?

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

Hooray commercials!

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Praise Sha’nklor…

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At least some things never change.

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This is like the old west if the bison had guns, too

ThePirateSloth

NO CRIS, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

Horatio Cornblower

Mitch Trubisky’s in?

Well, that’t the universal signal for “go to bed”

See you all for Hippo’s recap tomorrow.

Unsurprised

Titty biscuits and hot cocoa for everyone!

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Why’d they take Josh Allen out? He might want to kick a field goal.

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Cincinnati Bengals’ Path to a Playoff Birth

Disaster draft – Wikipedia

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For a “disaster”, the commissioner would determine whether to cancel the team’s schedule for the season.[5] If the team’s season is canceled, the team would have the first pick in the next regular draft;[3][5][4] a special draft would also be held in which each team would be able to protect 32 players. If not canceled, the “near-disaster” procedures would be used.[1][3][4]

Doktor Zymm

In my money league I was 9th going into this week. Thanks to Josh Allen I’m probably going to be in 6th coming out, since the #2 guy has Allen and is against the current #6 who I’ll beat on points with the same record. So BONUS to the already awesome snow game! WOO

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Or not, might be 0.3 short, lol

ThePirateSloth

lol, I am not rewinding this 49ers/Bills game to see what happened. I am fine with seeing this score.

Doktor Zymm

You should though, or at least catch a highlight reel, it’s FUN

ThePirateSloth

After all the drama and shenanigans that I just watched in that Seahawks/Jets 4thQ, I’m fine with simply knowing the 49ers are losing.

Gatoraids

4-8 Bengals and 5-7 dolphins in the hunt like poaching vicitims

Mr. Ayo

Aww, cute. They still have CIN as part of the In The Hunt graphic.

Unsurprised

As the prey, to steal Gatoraids’ joke

Fronkenshteen

Poor Justin Herbert. He really is the Charles Bukowski of quarterbacks.

Doktor Zymm

He’s swigging Night Train in the locker room?

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Gatoraids

he got in a stiletto fight with Filipinos?

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Mr. Ayo

Imagine being a Frisco fan that flew out to Toronto east (sorry, Buffalo) and you get treated to a snow storm, your team getting its ass handed to it, the end of the competitive portion of your season, all while getting heckled by a bunch of fat fucks from rural New York.

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Good

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At least they’re not throwing frozen dildoes at you?

Doktor Zymm

Shoulda known better