If you like MOXIE! you have the Giants, if watching two up and coming teams is your thing we’ve got that as well. Is hate-watching your bag? Well Jerry’s Boys are on. Also, the Packers and Cards are playing.

To The Games!

Giants/Broncos:

Dart and Skatebo’s recent success has papered over the same old issues-a poor secondary and an offensive line that is tragically vulnerable to any sort of pressure. GOOD THING DENVER DOESN’T HAVE A GOOD PASS RUSH! God damn it! Though there is some consolation in that New York with their Edges and Sexy Dexy can also bring it. You’d think that Nix would play better at home but he’s got as many picks(3) as TD’s there. I’d lean towards the under of 40.5 but there’s always the possibility of the Giants getting blowed the fuck out.

Colts/Chargers:

This to me has great Game O’ The Week Potential. Two risers are looking to test their mettle, yet it isn’t a ‘must win’ for either of them. Vidal did well with Hampton on the sideline so it looks like the o-line is in good shape. Beware that Colts O though-they’re blowing out lesser teams like the Fins (33-8), the Titans (41-20), and the Raiders (40-6) and winning squeakers vs good ones like the Broncos (29-28). Their pick of a tight end at 14 seemed bold but my, how it’s paid off. The fact that he’s burst out of the gate and is being used properly speaks well of the coaching. (apology to Kyle Pitts implied)

Commies/Boys:

Let’s give a shoutout to Google’s search thingy that averred that Dallas’ home record in their last eighteen home games was 17-1. “Nope” I said to myself and looked it up myself. (the things I do to create content!) Turns out they’re 11-7-1 over that span-that seems much righter. Daniels has almost nobody to throw to with McLaurin and Deebo shelved as well as Ertz being questionable, so yours truly is streaming the one and only Luke McCafferty. If he delivers me a win over Spam I’ll be stifling giggles the rest of the evening.

Pack/Cards:

Josh Jacobs is said to be “a true game-time decision” and Murray is to be ruled out according to sources. There goes the game’s star power, such that it is. Just watch Bam Knight vulture all the TD’s in this one.

As you were.