Hey.

Didja miss me? Don’t all answer at once.  And again, no need for that kind of language.  I’ll need my fainting couch, clutching pearls and another boat drink just to get by.

Vacation was amazing. Came home to still being furloughed.

Going to be a tough transition back to productive government employee, I can tell you that much.

Tip O’ the Hat to BallsofSteelandFury for the leagues coverage in my absence. Perfectly cromulent work, indeed!

Slaps Balls on the ass. Hard.

I did catch the Jaguras/Chefs tilt and that crazy ending before starting the vacay. Also managed to see some of the following two weeks of bed-shitting by those same Jaguras.  Did any of it affect my enjoyment of beaches, boats, booze, buffets and more booze? No sir, it did not.

Anyway, let’s see what happened in the leagues this week.

Freezer Vodka League

Week 7 Match Ups

Week 7 Standings

This week, we see Indelible Prickstains remains atop the board at 5-2. Then there’s 8 teams bunched up at 4-3, clogging up the standings worse than Andy Reid’s toilet after 35¢ wing night. Right behind that mess are 3 teams at 3-4, putting them all precariously into the Relegation Zone.  That leaves She’s got good Jeantys (2-5) and Dead Hobos (1-6) filling two of those aforementioned relegation spots. If that holds up, it could mean a rough winter for some in Northern Ontario…

Lowratio League

Week 7 Match Ups

Week 7 Standings

AI Abuelas took their first “L” of the season, bringing them into a tie with Rod Rust never sleeps at 6-1, retaining possession of the two automatic promotion spots.  Raccoon With A Meth Pipe and Jimbo’s Sad Hombres have the next two playoff spots at 5-2, with 7 teams at 3-4 struggling for the remaining two playoff spots.  Hot Meaty Milkshakes, Ambiguous Aaron Rodgers, and A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge are all sitting at 2-5, but not yet mathematically* eliminated from playoff contention just yet.

*may not contain actual math

Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak

Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!

Until Next Time!