Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread

Wait, that doesn’t seem right…

That’s more like it.

NFL News:

• Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
  • And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
• Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
  • That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
• Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
  • Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!

So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:

• I will always enjoy this gif:

• odds are Tide -6.5
• over/under is 51
• Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State

I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.

Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.

Enough talk,

Get to game!

Tonight’s sports:

• College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
  • only as an aperitif

• College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
  8:15PM | ESPN / TSN

• Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
  • only if the game goes bad

LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!