Happy Halloween, DFO! Did you know that many Americans live in an alternate timeline where Hillary Clinton is apparently more powerful than the President of the United States? Apparently even the death of Roger Ailed couldn’t break that spell. Anyway, there was exciting football played even when it wasn’t pretty and there’s more excitement to be had with quotables. FUN WITH GIFS!
[…] picking winners, baby! But I’m still fat, though. Shit, I need to work on this one. Anyway, quotables submissions from this week here, and to the victor(s) go the […]
In the Alonso house, they call him Glass Joe Flacco.
“Damn. The Porn Parodies are getting lamer by the minute.”
“Who let Trent Green on the field?!”
“After reviewing the play, the receiver technically only got one foot on the ground so it is an Incomplete Pass.”
I haven’t seen a bear’s knee bend that fast since I was at the Powerplant.
Tyreke Hill? More like Benny Hill. (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.)
“This is what you get for throwing the ball more than two yards forward.” — Alex Smith
SH- “Tonight on Hannity. Chelsea Clinton, proof she was adopted. I mean could you imagine fucking that woman.”
Female Producer- “Uh Sean, have you checked your jowels in a mirror lately.”
SH- “You’re right, but still come here and fuck me.”
FP- “For Christ’s sake Sean I’m your sister.”
SH: *vacant-eyed, confused look on his face* “And?”
Hilary’s Dirty Dossier sounds like the worst butt stuff porn title ever.
Counterpoint:
Trump’s Rump Dump Thump
or
Wasserman-Schultz Wassersports
A typical “subtle” setup for a joke on the new hit comedy from CBS.
“Man, those things break so easily these days.”
– Lawrence Taylor
“Well sure, it seems like a good play call NOW.”
-Darrell Bevell
The convocation bravely stood up to the lone 49er
Can i be the bench?
-A Rodgers