Playoffs huh? I’m more of a Browns 0-16 Parade kind of guy myself.

Well, I’m not here to comment on the quality of the games, gamesmanship, or game day experience. Though I will admit that I did watch the Bills game to the extend that I turned it on, literally, one play before Tyrod Taylor got hurt (so what, like, 10 minutes in real time?) and then Nathan Peterman came in and sealed the proverbial deal. Holy cow, that poor bastard. I mean, he’ll surely be forgotten about by the end of next year but — sheesh. That’s a rough NFL performance.

Have you ever gone to a blackjack table with $100, bought for a heaping stack of five $20 chips — and proceeded to go broke on bust, bust, bad beat, push, double down & bad beat? That’s about Nathan Peterman’s career. Just a slow death by eroding capital.

Then I watched former Cardinal turned Jag, Calais Campbell, do a post game interview and thought about how great it would have been to have him and NFL sack leader, Chandler Jones, on the same line. But instead Bruce Arians drove Calais out of the desert a year before retiring himself. No future no biscuit, as we say here in the desert.

Anyways, here are your Wild Card Quotables. Make me proud. Make me [shakes fist]…