The Bleergh Report – Week 1

ALL HAIL BLEERGH.

In tribute to Bleergh, here’s the week one’s best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I’m not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I’m sure that there are plays that should have been called and were not, and other plays where the penalty wasn’t needed, depending on your fandom.

Here are the best (in the eyes of Bleergh) penalties of the week:

Team Penalty Result
SF

Offensive Holding x 2

ILLEGAL FORMATION

These nullified TD’s.
TB Offensive Holding x 2 These nullified TD’s.
NYJ OPI TD nullified
KC Offensive Holding TD nullified
PHI Offensive Holding TD nullified
LAC UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS Field goal nullified

When looking through to see penalties with low yards, I found these plays with multiple flags.  This pleases Bleergh.  Here’s the official descriptions on the plays.

KC (SHOTGUN) 15-P.MAHOMES SACKED AT JAX 13 FOR -6 YARDS (91-Y.NGAKOUE). FUMBLES (91-Y.NGAKOUE) [93-C.CAMPBELL], RECOVERED BY KC-72-E.FISHER AT JAX 11. 72-E.FISHER TO JAX 11 FOR NO GAIN (36-R.HARRISON). PENALTY ON JAX-44-M.JACK, DISQUALIFICATION, OFFSETTING, ENFORCED AT JAX 7 – NO PLAY. PENALTY ON JAX-44-M.JACK, ILLEGAL CONTACT, OFFSETTING. PENALTY ON KC-11-D.ROBINSON, UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT, OFFSETTING. PENALTY ON KC-26-DAM.WILLIAMS, UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT, OFFSETTING.
KC (SHOTGUN) 15-P.MAHOMES PASS INCOMPLETE SHORT LEFT TO 14-S.WATKINS [93-C.CAMPBELL]. PENALTY ON JAX-21-A.BOUYE, DEFENSIVE HOLDING, OFFSETTING, ENFORCED AT JAX 28 – NO PLAY. PENALTY ON KC-15-P.MAHOMES, INTENTIONAL GROUNDING, OFFSETTING.
CAR (SHOTGUN) 1-C.NEWTON PASS INCOMPLETE DEEP LEFT TO 88-G.OLSEN. PENALTY ON CAR-72-T.MOTON, OFFENSIVE HOLDING, OFFSETTING, ENFORCED AT CAR 44 – NO PLAY. PENALTY ON LA-26-M.CHRISTIAN, LOWERING THE HEAD TO INITIATE CONTACT, OFFSETTING.

Here are the worst (in the eyes of Bleergh) penalties of the week.  Not much fun this week.

Team Penalty Result
KC TAUNTING 1 yard
KC FALSE START 1 yard
CLE FALSE START 1 yard

For multiple penalties, there’s no update this week.  I wasn’t able to find a list this week.  Will try again for next week.

Player – Team Number of penalties Total yards
n/a

And here’s the total number of penalties per team this weekend.

Team Penalties against Penalties declined
ARIZONA 9 2
ATLANTA 9 0
BALTIMORE 4 0
BUFFALO 7 0
CAROLINA 8 1
CHICAGO 12 2
CINCINNATI 8 1
CLEVELAND 18 2
DALLAS 6 1
DENVER 7 1
DETROIT 14 5
GREEN BAY 12 2
HOUSTON 9 1
INDIANAPOLIS 3 0
JACKSONVILLE 13 0
KANSAS CITY 6 2
LOS ANGELES CHARGERS 6 1
LOS ANGELES RAMS 3 0
MIAMI 12 3
MINNESOTA 12 3
NEW ENGLAND 7 0
NEW ORLEANS 9 2
NEW YORK GIANTS 9 1
NEW YORK JETS 11 3
OAKLAND 10 1
PHILADELPHIA 7 1
PITTSBURGH 6 0
SAN FRANCISCO 10 2
SEATTLE 13 2
TAMPA BAY 9 2
TENNESSEE 8 2
WASHINGTON 13 2

Challenges

Looks like everyone wants to challenge everything.

Team Challenges  Call reversed
Oak 1 0
Sea 1 0
Cin 1 0
Hou 1 0
Ind 1 0
Min 2 1
Car 1 0
GB 2 1
AZ 1 0
TB 1 1
NO 1 1

ALL HAIL BLEERGH.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Make A Shirt That Says “You’re Killing Me Bolles”

Brick Meathook

test

ballsofsteelandfury

Passed

WCS

How about Petey actually getting a pass interference called via review?
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LemonJello

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Interested in seeing trends and officials’ emphasis over the course of the season.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This was entirely due to Garret Bowles.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’ll be really interesting to see how this changes over the course of a couple of weeks.

King Hippo

HAIL! And good hustle