The last major non-bowl game College Football Saturday has come and gone. Bama throttled Florida because Florida believes offense is Satan’s preferred method of tempting the righteous. Stanford held off USC. Clemson didn’t Clemson against North Carolina, though Carolina probably should have had one chance to extend the game if not for spurious umpiring. Michigan State and Iowa played an old-school style brawl. It was a very good game and MSU won it on a 9 minute TD drive that bleed the clock.
The college football playoffs are set with Clemson, Alabama, Oklahoma, and Michigan State. We don’t know the rankings and thus the matchups. Anyone but Bama is fine with me.
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Carl picks Steelers-Colts, Carl is .500 going 6-6 thusfar.
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Methinks I’m rooting for Oklahoma (I like their conference the best and am neutral to them overall) with Sparty as backup.
Fuck Clemson for dicking around, choking on the big stage (again) and almost letting the Holes win.
I’d like to thank Clemson for not Clemsoning so badly that the obligatory questionable ACC Officiating was able to hold off the Tarholes just long enough. Thank you, Tiggers.
You are now relegated back to Tier II hatred (Tier I is U*NC, UMd, and ECU…in case anyone is interested….yeah I know…ECU…it’s a whole local/regional thing. But trust me…dey suck).
So….Go Sparty!!!!
And they’ns can’t do it (and they probably can’t)….go Boomer Sooner.
ABBC (anybody but Bama or Clemson)
At the airport on the way to Oakland, and the PA system is pumping tunes. Nothing gets you fired up for football like Whitney Houston’s “How Will I Know?”.
How many hungover Raider fans are at the gate? Besides you, of course.
I also forgot Whitney Houston’s corpse (duet with Bobby Brown) for worstest halftime show yesterday ,, smgdh
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I don’t much like Oklahoma. And Clemson has… problems (like playing mostly cupcakes). But either of them are far, far, far preferable to that Satanic Saban. I can’t in good conscience root for MSU given that their 1-loss record (lost to fucking Nebraska!) would have been 2 losses had the Michigan kicker not Clevelanded his way to infamy.
Fuck, I guess I root for Clemson?
Seriously, some team needs to change their mascot to “Meteors.” They’d have so many fans.
One of my favorite moments in the last season of Beavis and Butthead comes when they’re watching Jersey Shore and Butthead simply and calmly says “I don’t care for Deena.”
What I’m saying is, I don’t care for Oklahoma.
I would immediately, and for all time, become a Meteors Craterface, as we would naturally call ourselves.