As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do know is that it’s playing havoc with what little talent I have on my fantasy teams. It’s not bad enough that I have to keep finding new running backs each week because the ones I have keep getting hurt, now I’ve lost Emmanuel Sanders to the ‘rona. Things like that, and being held hostage to the coaching & personnel usage decisions of Andy Reid & Kyle Shanahan, keep me grinding my teeth each week when I try to set a roster.
This evening I am out with my fellow beer hawkers & we are watching Game 4 of the Series. Really, it’s just an excuse to get together before I go under the knife. I try to go drinking with any [DFO]ers that come through town, but – as HRTN points out every week – you’ve got to have that tight set of close friends to just be able to shoot shit with once in a while. Otherwise, you’re at the mercy of the rock monsters & some guy’s brains end up smeared across your clean pants. And no one needs that.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Dodgers vs. Rays – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- Game 4 – Dodgers lead 2-1
- Dodgers vs. Rays – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- South Carolina at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Utah State at Boise State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Cincinnati at SMU – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Texas State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Air Force at San Jose State – 10:30PM | FS1
- Fútbol:
- Liga MX:
- Tigres UANL vs. FC Juárez – 7:55PM | UNI
- Club América vs. Atlas – 9:55PM | UNI
- MLS:
- Philadelphia vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
- NYCFC vs. Montreal – 7:30PM | TSN5
- Whitecaps FC vs. San Jose – 10:00PM | TSN
- Liga MX:
Look at all that college ball. The NCAA makes Roger Goodell look like Mother Theresa.
I guess the openings are ok, but SNL is just horrible, particularly “Weekend Update.” Those two stiffs have zero comedy chops and the writing is awful.
I like it when Che goes right at Jost
I’m sitting in the dark with a couple of candles like a fucking savage.
That actually sounds pleasant. Wish I could do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTnKOLUGAtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naoknj1ebqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vddl9TK5RqU
The power just went out for no apparent reason.
Just touch it. That should restore the “power”.
OK. OK. I have like an original idea.
Let’s get a business plan together.
What are you looking at when you’re taking a piss?
Blank wall?
Neighbors backyard?
How about we start a “Piss Visuals” company eh?
You can put whatever you want in front of you.
Monet, Van Gogh, the Van Allen Belt.
Bleeding Watney’s Red Barrel.
Whatever you fucking want.
I want a Monet piss visual.
It’s serene.
Think of the oppor-fucking-tunities, Doc!
I mean, great idea.
HOWEVAH!!! This just turns into a porn wall.
I figured that would happen.
But it would work for the ladies too. Just at a slightly lower height.
And if you’re a dude looking at porn you’re going to soak the artwork thus rendering the point moot.
Or maybe, Renewable?
Now we’re talking!
Jackson Pollack?
They have those here. Think the company is called ” captive audience “