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scotchnaut - January 17, 2026January 17, 2026

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Well, bust my plastic table, we're starting off with a good one! But they've all been pretty good and I think this weekend can approach the wildcard round in quality. Every fixture is compelling in one way or another for this neutral observer. To The Game! Bills/Broncos: -Some are worried that Josh doesn't

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scotchnaut - January 15, 2026

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If I go off the rails here I blame this Benylin/whiskey cocktail. I call it The Abyss. Two can play this game, Sharky! Unless the Mara's screw this up on a monumental scale, John Harbaugh is the next coach of the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. Just so you know, I don't do

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scotchnaut - January 12, 2026

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This past weekend has been the best in recent memory and reinforces what was said weeks ago, that this season has delivered in so many ways. Fallout: -The Giants want Harbaugh so bad. I'm glad that there are only video meetings so far because owner Mara would be blushing like a wee schoolgirl

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scotchnaut - January 11, 2026January 11, 2026

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Those were two doozies, weren't they? (I've no idea) To The Game! Chargers/Pats: -What do Mayes and Herbert have in common? The both have ZERO playoffs wins. They have two games between them but still. -Of all teams left in the playoffs L.A. has allowed the fewest air yards. Of the QB's left in

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scotchnaut - January 11, 2026January 11, 2026

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This one strikes me a dirty, scrappy, low-scoring affair with the winner losing in the next round. There, prediction is in. To The Game! Niners/Eagles: -Philly finished 11-6 but in a lot of corners of social media it's as though the wheels have come completely off. Oh, to go through the pain of

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scotchnaut - January 11, 2026

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I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before. To The Game! Bills/Jags: -What does one do when one wants both teams to win? -I'd certainly like Josh to get to a Super Bowl and his window has never been more wide open than

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scotchnaut - January 10, 2026January 10, 2026

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The Midwest holds its collective foul breath. The cheese factories have shuttered for the day. Most crime has come to a halt although tuna casseroles are still being made. Cries of "You Betcha!" echo through the express line at Piggly Wigglys. Forty year old men are needing help from two

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scotchnaut - January 10, 2026January 10, 2026

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The SMRTest sports yakkers in the land say that this fixture is the most unlikely to produce an upset. And they're probably right. [rising voice] "But you never know..." To The Game! Rams/Panteros: -Cackalacky limped into these playoffs but does anyone care to recall that this was a rebuilding year for the team

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scotchnaut - January 8, 2026

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Anyone making that sad face because there's no pro football on tonight? But there is! The only problem is that I don't know anything about it. If Hippo's knowledge is the Nile River then mine is a gentle stream and the rocks are slippery so watch out! Flotsam and Jetsam: Thursday's Child

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scotchnaut - January 5, 2026

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I guess by now you've heard the news about Morris, Stefanski, Carroll, Gannon, Kafka and McCoy. I think on Thursday, after more has cleared we'll do a rundown of how other fellas managed to keep their employment going. For now let's do examine the draft order (just the top 8) and the