Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread

I'ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we'll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so I'll save my trenchant insights (HA!) for later on. This is what we have on offer this afternoon/evening.   You Bet!/Purple Toe Suckers- Gosh Bay/Brownies- Desantis Insanity/Skyline Chili- High Rent/Kingless Titans- Kadarius Sucks/Jerktown- Fish

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

Just feast your eyes on that glorious 100th year throwback Giants uniform. It's got everything-crisp lines, easy-to-see numbers for the older fans, primary colors out the ying yang... Okay fine, they look far more like a Canadiens jersey that Howie Morenz may have worn back in 1924. I will not be