Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Request Line: Trigonometry

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Debuts

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  After a few moments, we see a single light begin flashing in the darkness.  Several more lights begin flashing, and it becomes clear that the lights belong to... ...DJ 3000', who still remains covered in

TALES FROM THE METEOR! The Jinx

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The French restaurant was so vacant that if the hostess hadn't led them to their table personally, Sebastian would have assumed that it was closed.  Only one other table was occupied - a pair of bottle-aged middle blondes.  "I guess I probably didn't need to call ahead for that reservation,"

Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Revisited

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Date: Monday 1/6/2025 Location: Dockweiler Beach - Gillis Breakwater Greetings, hodads.  As you might have heard I've been away from my beloved Southland for a while.  There's been a lot of gossip about my absence and how I went into witness protection, which is so much bullshit. Newsflash to anyone who got

I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Mahomes Alone

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Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Scotchnaut and Wakezilla

Request Line: Alternate Versions

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline.  DJ 3000: SO...WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT? HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I've known for months. I

Request Line: Guardians and Gladiators

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking glum.  DJ 3000 looks on with an appearance of concern as HUNTER listlessly toys with a few figurines. DJ 3000: HEY BUDDY, WHAT'S WRONG? STILL FEELING DOWN ABOUT RENFROCO? HUNTER RENFROW: Huh? Oh, no.  We're in

Request Line: Treasure

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, talking on his cellphone.  DJ 3000 looks on with an appearance of concern. HUNTER RENFROW: ...well I wish there's something I could say to talk you out of it, Mr. Christensen, but I certainly understand.  Renfroco

Request Line: Twisted Steel (and nothing else)

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INT. TEENAGER'S BEDROOM - DAY HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of his gaming station, playing Grip: Combat Racing. The lights in the room are out and he's wearing headphones - he could not be more fully immersed in the game without being inside his double-sided, powered-up speedster.  Suddenly... DISEMBODIED VOICE: HUNTER.... HUNTER RENFROW