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scotchnaut - October 7, 2018
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Much like any Giants fan I'll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we've got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES! Den/NYJ: This is

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