Your “There Is Only One Game Today” Sunday Morning/Early Afternoon Multi-Purpose Post

Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!

Den/NYJ:

This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.

Mia/Cin:

Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.

Atl/Pitt:

The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.

NYG/Car:

I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.

Jax/KC:

Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.

GB/Det:

The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.

Bal/Cle:

I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.

Ten/Buf:

If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.

Go Man City!

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King Hippo

Holy shit, Hue didn’t know the goddamned game was over. WHAT A COACH!

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

The anti-McNabb lol

Senor Weaselo

BALL DON’T LIE!

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

let us never speak of this game again

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King Hippo

Dude is likely still getting sacked in the morning.

Redshirt

I only saw the ball in flight. Why did they attempt a Drop Kick?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

That was an ugly fucking kick but can it really be a Browns win if it’s not ugly?

Spur
Spur

That was one ugly field goal. good job Browns

King Hippo

That dying quail goes in. How fitting. FUCK TEH RATBIRDS!!!

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

BOOOOOOOO HE SHANKED IT AND IT WENT IN BOOOOOOOOOOO

Petronel
Petronel

Well wouldya lookit that. 🙂

Mother Puncher
Mother Puncher

That’s the worst game winning field goal I’ve ever seen

King Hippo

#ThePauls!!!

Redshirt

This is how I want to watch a football game. Five old guys watching a screen.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

While I love ties, I kinda want these plucky Browns to pull this one out.

King Hippo

either outcome is now fairly satisfying

King Hippo

It will end on a missed FG, to the right this time.

Mother Puncher
Mother Puncher

Browns will ice their own kicker

King Hippo

FUCK FUCK FUCK, a double TD for me turns into -3. I hate Seattle.

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