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Beerguyrob - May 17, 2021May 17, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Lots of little things before minicamps start The NFL straight-up admitted it put the Bucs-Patriots game in Week 4 to give it the most eyes: "The story can be about Brady's return," Vice president of NFL broadcast planning Mike North told Peter King for his Football Morning in

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Beerguyrob - May 29, 2018May 29, 2018
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NFL News: Mark Davis 'enjoyed' Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals last night, which is a "big deal" because OMG the Raiders are moving there soon. It's so hard to tell, because he looks like one of Jeff Dunham's puppets taking a break. By the power of BOLTMAN!, San

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