Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams

1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit 'cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler's selfless work had the desired effect-last week Clausen passed on 1st down only four times against Seattle. Oh, ye of completely justified lack of faith! During their 'seen it

Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams

1. Detroit Lions:  These cats are all purr and no hiss. Megatron had two targets in the first game. Two! Is that how you treat a superstar? No. It IS a great way to pave your way to a loss however and that's what these rankings are all about. Chunk