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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Melting

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Sharkbait - August 5, 2022August 5, 2022
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Good morning and Happy Friday. I feel like the dog in the "This is fine" meme  while the entire room is on fire. We're in the middle of the second stretch of 4 days of temperatures above 95 degrees in the last 2 weeks. Don't get me wrong, I like summer.

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Don’t Nobody Worry ‘Bout Me

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Sharkbait - July 29, 2022July 29, 2022
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To quote the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. The credits being this post due to a last minute run down to FOB: Cape Cod to fix some lights in the back yard for

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay

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Sharkbait - July 22, 2022July 22, 2022
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Don't you just love a challenge? I do (occasionally), especially when it comes to making cocktails. That's where I found myself this week, after bringing back a lovely souvenir from the DFOCon in Baltimore. At Harry's bar (which was also a liquor store - how convenient!) I noticed a vodka

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Bird Is The Word

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Sharkbait - July 15, 2022July 15, 2022
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Happy Friday once again! It's been fuck hot up in the Northeast lately, which means my cocktail/drinking has been limited to my usual Summer go to-s: gin & tonics, vodka seltzers, and radlers/shandy style beers. Though this week's research led me to another tropical style cocktail called the Bird of

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: ‘Rol-ing Right Along

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Sharkbait - July 8, 2022July 8, 2022
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Happy middle of summer Friday. I'm still getting slowly unpacked and recovered from the last week at the beach, so I wasn't in the mood for something overly complicated to make and write about this week. I happened to remember I had some Aperol in the bar still, and saving the

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: RTFM

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Sharkbait - July 1, 2022July 1, 2022
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Apologies up front for the severely half assed and abridged post this week. I've been out of town since last Thursday. I was in a friend's wedding on Saturday, so I had to travel to Maine for the weekend, and then post wedding, I met up with Mrs Sharkbait (who

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: FIRE!

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Sharkbait - June 24, 2022June 24, 2022
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Happy Friday one and all. I promise after this week I'll finally put the Chartreuse away for a little while. However this one has been on the backlog for a while. Mainly because it involves open flame. Who doesn't like their booze with a little bit of fire? This is the

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: With A Little Help From My Friends

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Sharkbait - June 17, 2022June 17, 2022
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Happy friday one and all! This week I had a special guest come over and review this week's drink: Our very own Boris! He's ventured out of the state of Florida to come and visit friends and family, and we met up for beers and then he came over to try

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Merry Gin Day Eve

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Sharkbait - June 10, 2022June 10, 2022
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Happy Friday once again! This Friday is somewhat special since it is "World Gin Day" eve. Did you know that was a thing? I certainly didn't. I think that means I need to make and review a gin based drink right? I originally was going to make the Last Word

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It’s Pronounced Nuclear

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Sharkbait - June 3, 2022June 3, 2022
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Hello and happy Friday once again. I've cleared my 'rona quarantine at FOB: Cape Cod without any positive tests so I'm finally back home. The bachelor party which was the reason for going to Vegas in the first place was highly entertaining as most bachelor parties are. I enjoyed how we

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