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BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 19, 2025December 19, 2025
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Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I'm the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I don't mean of your mom). Regardless, you are stuck with me one last and final time in 2025. Anyhoodles, (prior to writing this) I had some raspberries

BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2025December 12, 2025
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Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I've been called worse. As many of you know, we are fully in the holiday season now. Just a few weeks ago was Thanksgiving, and I decided to

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Leaving on a Jetplane

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Sharkbait - December 5, 2025December 5, 2025
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Welcome back and happy Friday! I'm back in my usual time slot. For a week anyway. I'm off on a work trip starting tomorrow night and coming back in 2 weeks. Don't worry, there will be filler here, like the last time I left the country. Anyway, I don't know

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Black Friday Void

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Sharkbait - November 28, 2025November 27, 2025
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Happy Black Friday! This is a touch embarrassing but I've got nothing this week. That's right. I had ONE JOB and failed miserably at it. Just kidding...ish. I really didn't have any planned here. I got so focused on hosting Thanksgiving at FOB: Cape Cod, and prepping for an upcoming work

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pre Turkey Fortifications

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Sharkbait - November 21, 2025November 21, 2025
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Happy Friday yet again! We're about a week from American Thanksgiving. Which means a long weekend, THREE Thursday football games (All three can't be terrible...right?), and a shit ton of family (Aaron Rodgers not withstanding). With family and celebrations around the corner, I've usually used this space for a good

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Hakam The System

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Sharkbait - November 14, 2025November 14, 2025
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Happy Friday one and all! That's right, I'm still leaning into the London theme after a couple weeks away from the topic. Solidifying weekend plans in the city for my upcoming work trip will include a stop at the famous American Bar at The Savoy. I mean how could I

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Rest and Recovery

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Sharkbait - November 7, 2025November 7, 2025
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Happy Friday everyone. You know it, you love it, and today, I NEED it. I got COVID and flu vaccines yesterday. Normally flu does nothing to me, apart from some minor arm aches. But holy shit. COVID kicks my ass. Mrs Sharkbait is only slightly inconvenienced by it, with yet

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Mexican Apple

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Sharkbait - October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
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Happy Friday and Happy Halloween! I'm absolutely leaning into fall this week. Once again, when this time of year rolls around, I go hard into mixing apple cider into drinks and this week is no different. I decided to try my hand at an apple cider margarita, inspired by the

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Ricky!

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Sharkbait - October 24, 2025October 24, 2025
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Hello once again and happy Friday. This week I went looking for simplicity. I don't know what it was this week, but I was wiped out and needed something stupid easy. Cue the search for some sort of high ball! Or, more specifically, a Ricky. I went with that specifically

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Where’s Statler?

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Sharkbait - October 17, 2025October 17, 2025
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Hello and welcome to yet another Friday. I'm back with another martini variant from the Savoy. Yes I'm still calling this "research" for December when I go. Though I will have to be selective where I venture out to, since I'm not going to be in the middle of things,

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