What’s In a Name? Saturday Night Openness

King Hippo - August 7, 2021August 7, 2021

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I am taking over Saturday night duties. Which, until JV NFL starts, will be kind of awkward and empty. I don't even have EPL results to bitch about today (United humped Everton 4-nil in a friendly, but that's MOAR LIEK "sun rose in the East" kind of news). Someone mentioned (maybe

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King Hippo - July 17, 2021July 16, 2021

I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can barely string two sentences together. Pictured is my record signing, $187M (on tha muthafuckin' cooooppp) for a 24-year old, dominant keeper. I am immature, and the phrasing

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