CFL Beat: Week 10

Well, hello. Your friendly neighboUrhood Maestro is on sabbatical in Europe with Lady Maestro. You get me for a sub on this instalment of CFL Beat, for which I gladly volunteered my talent. Which won’t be necessary after all. Maestro, being generous and dutiful, left a post skeleton (great), and

Luv 4 USA, 4 Reelz!

[Video plays] [Fade in to a mostly steady selfie video of a shirtless handsome man, shot from the neck up, sitting at the beach on a beach chair] Hello, ladies. My name is Dónal Yandel T and I’m speaking live from my Latin American country, Puerto Rico. This around here [turns camera to