Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season

Alex_Demote - January 20, 2023January 19, 2023

Foreword In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL's Power Rankings weekly thread. 32 volunteers ranked the teams each week and wrote a short synopsis of their designated team's previous game. Excited to contribute but never one to miss a

Tales from the Kicked

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks through the air, breaking through the darkness to reveal glimpses of prying eyes from fauna and who knows what else. On the front stoop, a slight

HRTN Horror Double-Feature!

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 6, 2017October 4, 2017

How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are, sitting at the Vista Vue drive-in, waiting for the double-feature to start. It's going to go a lot better than your last date. I mean, it