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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-1
When and how boredom sets in is still a bit of a hermetical mystery, but by god the weeks before football truly dies, (think…
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Soil after harvest
I know you can see this. I’ve worked out where I am – I’m jammed into the bottom of the lab’s elevator shaft with…
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Eat and grow
Can you read this? Please, I can’t get out. All the doors are locked and the badge doesn’t work. I have no idea what…
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Party On…Forever!
Banner Image from Tenor Interior, a large apartment festooned with festive fall furnishings and frills. Beneath a hastily hoisted Happy Halloween sign there be…
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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! — Retirement
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…