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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 6, 2017October 4, 2017
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How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are, sitting at the Vista Vue drive-in, waiting for the double-feature to start. It's going to go a lot better than your last date. I mean, it

Louisville loses 2013 NCAAM title; Papa John responds with slurred speech and cheesey cardboard

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