Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 110)

Hard Ride To Nowhere

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 12, 2020June 11, 2020

The scene: The future, where Horatio Cornblower, Moosemas Gorilla, Otto and PK are currently wandering through the Wasteland after escaping from the cops. PK: Gee, it sure is hot out here. Otto’s Brain: We know. PK: Do you think maybe we’ll run into a Starbuck’s? I could really use a double-whip frappuccino. Horatio

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 109)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 5, 2020June 4, 2020

The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future! And not the future minus five years, but the current future, where half (or more, I’m not really counting) of the DFO are spread across the landscape in various groupings, causing all sorts of future-mischief. Those rapscallions… Covalent Blonde is currently pushing a

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 108)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 29, 2020May 28, 2020

The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are waltzing around the Wasteland, starting fights with peaceful apes and visiting Iguana Mart. The location is Moose City One, a massive domed city located on what used

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 107)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 22, 2020May 19, 2020

The scene: Hunter Pond, where a melee has broken out between a group of primates just looking to kick back & have some fun, and a group of DFOers who have been hurled through time, attacked by a giant squirrel, and forced to put up with PK. Currently, Moosemas Gorilla

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 106)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 15, 2020May 13, 2020

The scene: That bright, shining beacon in the midst of The Wasteland, that veritable temple to rampant consumerism, the one and only... Yes, it's Iguana Mart! Covalent Blonde, WCS and Future Clone Debbie Harry stand near the entrance, gazing in wonder at the massive structure that stands before them, as mutants,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 105)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 8, 2020May 6, 2020

The scene: Still the future! Although we're in a slightly less Wasteland-y part, thanks to Horatio Cornblower and Moosemas Gorilla finding a a rather large pond. They're currently splashing around in it, cleaning off all sorts of squirrel gore. Horatio Cornblower: Good job finding this place, pal! It's nice to

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 104)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - May 1, 2020May 1, 2020

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Old School Zero is currently sleeping on the couch while The Principal (starring Jim Belushi!) plays on the TV. There's a recurring beeping sound emanating from a panel on the wall, which is also flashing a blinking red light. It would probably get OSZ's

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 103)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 24, 2020April 21, 2020

The scene: The future! And yes, by that I mean The Wasteland future, so it's all desolation and rocks and tumbleweeds and sand. Much more George Miller than George Lucas. But hey, it could be worse! We could be talkin' a George Romero future! Although that would have cool Tom

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 102)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 17, 2020April 15, 2020

The scene: The future. Not the future with spaceships and strange new worlds and going where no one has gone before. No, this is a future ravaged by plagues, wars, natural disasters and the occasional Zymm-related mishap. It's kind of shitty overall, but there are a few bright spots here

Hard Ride To Nowhere Quarantine Special

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 10, 2020April 8, 2020

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where several DFOers are gathered. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is hanging out on the couch with Sharkbait, his crabman friend, watching Ah-nuld movies. Six feet away, Moosemas Gorilla is sprawled out on a recliner, Horatio Cornblower perched on his shoulder. Six feet away from them