INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s ultimately aborted attempt to create his own cryptocurrency farm.  The PRODUCER sits behind the mixing board, fiddling with various dials and slider, while DJ 3000 is situated comfortably in the corner. 

DJ 3000: IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE THINGS BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE

PRODUCER: You don’t have to tell me, buddy.  I’m sorry that LoveCoin didn’t work out, though.

DJ 3000: IT APPEARS THE ONLY THING I FAILED TO ACCOUNT FOR WAS THE VOLATILITY OF THE HUMAN HEART.

PRODUCER: Also the fact that fiat currency that isn’t backed by any kind of tangible or even intangible assets – such as the ability to tax citizens or exploit natural resources – will eventually collapse as soon as demand subsides.

DJ 3000: YES, THAT TOO.

PRODUCER: I guess love doesn’t have much staying power after Valentine’s Day is over.  There’s always a demand for sex, though.  Maybe if you had tied it in with pornography somehow things would have worked out differently.

DJ 3000: PROBABLY.  I’D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT, THOUGH.

PRODUCER: What, sex?

DJ 3000: NO, CRYPTOCURRENCY.

PRODUCER: No, no, I was making a joke.  About how you’d rather not talk about sex.

DJ 3000: IT’S NOT REALLY A TOPIC THAT IS OF MUCH INTEREST TO ME, SO…

PRODUCER: No, I mean like the song.  You know.  Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about you and me…

DJ 3000: AH.  YES, I AM FAMILIAR WITH THE COMPOSITION.

PRODUCER: Speaking of which, I realize that we’ve never done that as a topic.

DJ 3000: ACCORDING TO MY MEMORY BANKS THAT WAS ONE OF THE VERY FIRST ONES.

PRODUCER: Of course, who could forget the Sex Cannon?  But I’m talking about songs that explicitly mention the word “sex” in the title.  Think there’s enough to make it work?

DJ 3000: [performs query] AFFIRMATIVE, THERE IS DEFINITELY AN ADEQUATE NUMBER OF SONGS THAT WOULD QUALIFY FOR THAT TOPIC.

PRODUCER: Great!  Let’s give it a whirl.  I’ll get us started with a remixed classic from Tom Jones!

WELCOME BACK TO REQUEST LINE!  Today’s theme is: “S-E-X”.  We’re looking for songs that explicitly include the word “sex” in the title.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0uY3R&t41” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.