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Achieving Transcendent Grace Through Mindless Violence: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 23, 2024July 23, 2024
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Hello, friends, Larry King here. I know it has been some time since we were on the air; I was otherwise occupied with my new spouse. That's right; Cupid struck me with his arrow once again, even through the heavy-gauge aluminum sidewalls of my cryogenic storage pod. So I am

They Shoot Penguins, Don’t They?: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 7, 2022June 7, 2022
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Hello, friends, Larry King here.  Things are heating up across the world of sporting, and I couldn't be happier if they also managed to preserve my penis in this cryogenic storage pod.  Baseball is finally starting to cook, playoff hockey continues to surprise and delight with ever-more-gruesome penalties, and basketball

Death to Our Smurf Overlords: A Larry King Not Live Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 14, 2021December 14, 2021
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Hello, friends. It's another High Drama Tuesday in the National Football League, and yours truly has some thoughts.   Yes, I am still dead, but my head's cryogenic storage pod only gets NFL Network and the Oprah Winfrey Network, so watching Urban Meyer threaten his handpicked staff with death for

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