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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2022May 31, 2022
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Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. "You weren't kidding about those protein bars!" Claudia laughed when she said this, but I could tell she really wasn't amused. It had been a bad night of no sleep, lies, and unspeakably awful farts. Once the

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2022May 23, 2022
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Editor's Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the border in TJ, they enthusiastically wave you in. If you look carefully, you can see them mouth the words, "Spend your money!" At the border

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 18, 2022May 11, 2022
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Editor's note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting hotter by the minute and I needed to get the hell out of Palm Springs. Rölf's story spoiled what was an otherwise lovely brunch. Fuck

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 10, 2022May 8, 2022
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The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the right and back to the left again. As I suspected would happen, the red car got stuck behind the minivan and the two big rigs.

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