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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui

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The Maestro - January 18, 2018February 15, 2018
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Hello all - Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened to my request to have the Seahawks play in London this upcoming season; while the game against the Raiders is a great challenge for our team,

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Shag Harbour UFO Incident

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The Maestro - January 11, 2018February 15, 2018
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Good morning, everyone - Coach Carroll here checking in. I've just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if it's the red-eye flight or the mescaline talking right now, but damn, is this week's entry into the log a strange one. Let's take a look

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Dyatlov Pass Incident

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The Maestro - January 4, 2018February 15, 2018
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Hi, I'm Head Coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks! There's no question that football is the most important part of my life, but ever since 9/11, many of you know I've become very political, in the quest to uncover the truth about what really happened that day. While I'm of

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