Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights

I've got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I'm always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the draft, but I'm certain that the league's conspiring against me. The coffee always tastes weird. The bedsheets in the hotel always have a corner flipped up.

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse

I don't know, men. I just don't know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You get so perplexed. You think there's something more... and you're so close to figuring it out... and yet it still... doesn't... work... anyways, enough about the

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners - I've sent my staff criss-crossing the country to do some scouting research as we sort out our roster for the coming year, which is great because it frees up my time to

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hoia Baciu Forest

Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when the nukes start raining down on us again. As a well-prepared conspiracy theorist, it's essential to have a bug-out bag packed at all times in order

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste

I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we've done a lot of paintball, capture the flag, man-tracking, and other survival games in recent years, but I'm thinking I need to up the difficulty level... we need to take to the open