Basketball Coma – Friday Afternoon Edition

MOAR Arkansas-Little Rocks, amirite?? Please, in the name of BLEERGH? 10MW Syracuse vs. 7MW Dayton (12:15, CBS) PRO TIP (and you should DEFINITELY listen to me, what with my 10% success rate yesterday) - the major conference team that gets in despite near-unanimous opinion that it had no business doing so...tends

Basketball Coma – Thursday Evening Edition

Oh well, brackets are dead. Now, we can excise our souls of filthy lucre, and focus on the purity of hate. 14S Buffalo vs. 3S Miami (6:50, TNT) Behold, the bland competence of Jim Larranaga and the prettay...prettay good Miami Hurricanes. If you can look past the fact that NC

Basketball Coma – Thursday Afternoon Edition

I have taken this day off work as long as I can remember, and hell...I am genuinely sick this year. Just hope I don't die before the coma weekend ends. To the games! 13W UNC-Wilmington vs. 4W Duke (12:15, CBS) Wow, the Devils don't even get the 7:00 pm Spotlight

Better Know A Region – West Preview

Jim Morrison once said "The west is the best" but he's been dead a long time, and the fuck he knew about bracketology anyway? Overview Oregon not only gets a 1 seed, but also hosts the weakest bracket of them all. Who says child slave labor doesn't pay ,, amirite bro?

Better Know A Region – Midwest Preview

Tony Bennett would like to take this oppotunity to talk about Jeebus for the next 45 seconds, before the standard litany of coaching cliches. Overview This bracket, I call it the Gruden Grinder. Lots of scrappy-assed, non-flashy teams. Besides Wahoowa, you have Tubby Smith's Texas Tech, Butler (who kinda sucks),

Better Know A Region – South Preview

Churning out another one pre-doctor visit. WOO! Overview Yay, as I walk in the Region of Death. I shall fear no evil, for at least they gave Cal a 4 seed. But other than that? Loaded. For. Bear. There's a Lot of Opportunities... Miami. This region lines

Better Know A Region – East Preview

Enjoy these whilst they are sentient. I have a doctor's appointment at 1pm, and given that I am coughing up a lung (at least gobs of yellow gunk), Tussionex is certainly close at hand. Overview To my surprise, the committee did NOT take it easy on their beloved Holes this year! Instead,