Saturday De-motivational #1

Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about.  Take it away, Onion scientists! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE Yeah, no arguing with the data.  At least we have some mild distractions: Iowa State (+2) v. Arizona State - Big Twalve Championship, JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) New blood, indeed.  Shit, Cornpone

Hippo Hates All The Things – 8 Oct Open Thread

Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void.  But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game.  Because FUCK YOU, the FA says.  Three pointless streamers and Bees/Bonesaws (USA) in the 10:00 window.  Hey, it passes the time.  Spotlight Dance is Brighton/Spurs (12:30, NBC), which