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King Hippo - August 7, 2021August 7, 2021
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I am taking over Saturday night duties.  Which, until JV NFL starts, will be kind of awkward and empty.  I don't even have EPL results to bitch about today (United humped Everton 4-nil in a friendly, but that's MOAR LIEK "sun rose in the East" kind of news). Someone mentioned (maybe

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