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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Brazil nuts are your friend.

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yeah right - April 16, 2023April 15, 2023
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Good morning DFO! Spring approaches for most of you. Us folks out here in Southern California are still in the fucking winter doldrums. Still gloomy and still cold. We've had maybe 2 decent sunny days since fucking November and six consecutive months with measurable rain. The fucking fuck is that? Best I

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Request Line! For Alex – Aw Nuts!

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yeah right - April 9, 2023April 8, 2023
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Hello everybody! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. Damn glad to see you! Today's Sunday Gravy may be a bit of a misnomer since this time we are not even going to enter the general vicinity of gravy. Got something entirely different, very easy to make - AND even easier to fuck up! -

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Macadamia crusted halibut steak. A piece of fish good enough for Jehovah.

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yeah right - April 29, 2018April 28, 2018
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Good morning everyone! Welcome back. Today I've got a real special meal lined up for you. This bastard ticks off a lot of positive boxes. It's quick, it's pretty simple, it can be made for a weeknight meal, it's HEALTHY-ish, and it is insanely delicious. In addition the side dish offers tons

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